The First Rule of Obsessive Compulsive Poseur Club is: You do not talk about Obsessive Compulsive Poseur Club.

Third Rule: If someone says "ride" or goes to pedal, the posing IS over.

Fourth Rule: Only two poseurs to a picture.

Fifth Rule: One picture at a time.

Sixth Rule: No steel, no aluminum.

Seventh Rule: Posings will go on AS LONG AS they have to.

And the Eighth and Final Rule: If this is your first time at Obsessive Compulsive Poseur Club, you HAVE to pose.